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Darwin Olympics

Tuesday, November 6, 201811/06/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy Jumps in Well to Say He Did It

Darwin Olympics . . . Common sense not included.

Monday, November 5, 201811/05/2018

Darwin Olympics: KY Man Crashes Breeders’ Cup at Churchill Downs

Excuse me, sir . . . just because you ride a horse onto the race track does not mean you are actually a part of the race. Just sayin’.

Friday, November 2, 201811/02/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman Falls Through Restaurant Ceiling . . . Twice

OK, but where were her pants . . .

Thursday, November 1, 201811/01/2018

Darwin Olympics: Red Sox Fans Damage World Series Trophy By Throwing Beer

Dear Boston Fans, You’ve been to the big dance before. Act accordingly next time.

Wednesday, October 31, 201810/31/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy on Riding Mower Thwarts Criminal’s Escape

You’ve got to be faster than that . . .

Tuesday, October 30, 201810/30/2018

Darwin Olympics: Fake Wedding Officiant Steals Bridesmaids’ Credit Cards

Married couple learn their officiant was a fake, and he stole a bunch of bridesmaids’ credit cards!

Monday, October 29, 201810/29/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Uses Blowtorch to Kill Spiders, Burns Down Parents’ Home

A blowtorch should not be the object of choice when battling spiders . . . just sayin’.

Friday, October 26, 201810/26/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Robs Subway, Goes Back for a Sandwich

Three things to never do when you’re hungry: 1) grocery shop, 2) fight with friends/family, 3) commit a crime.

Thursday, October 25, 201810/25/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy Smashes Witch’s Cauldron On Another Dude’s Head

‘Tis the season . . .

Wednesday, October 24, 201810/24/2018

Darwin Olympics: Robbers Told to ‘Come Back Later’ and They DO!

And the award for Most Gullible crooks goes to . . .

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