Chris and Monica
Darwin Olympics
Friday, December 28, 201812/28/2018
Darwin Olympics: Family of Shoplifters Bond Over Five Finger Discount
Well . . . those apples didn’t fall far from the tree.
Thursday, December 27, 201812/27/2018
Darwin Olympics: Drunk Driver Hands Police a Burger When Asked for License
Because common sense isn’t so common . . .
Thursday, December 20, 201812/20/2018
Darwin Olympics: Jail Escapee Gets Cold, Captured in Hot Tub
Don’t forget your jacket . . .
Wednesday, December 19, 201812/19/2018
Darwin Olympics: Life-Size Cut Out of Police Chief Stolen
Because, obviously . . .
Tuesday, December 18, 201812/18/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Pay for McDonald’s with Pot
Common Sense Rule #182: You can’t barter for McD’s with drugs . . .
Monday, December 17, 201812/17/2018
Darwin Olympics: Prison Break Thwarted By Letter Sent to Wrong Person
Because common sense isn’t so common . . .
Friday, December 14, 201812/14/2018
Darwin Olympics: Woman Calls Cops When Roommate Eats Her Yogurt
Roommate wanted: Must be lactose intolerant.
Thursday, December 13, 201812/13/2018
Darwin Olympics: Man Stuck in Grease Vent for Two Days
Because common sense isn’t common . . .
Wednesday, December 12, 201812/12/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Beats His Own Car with a Bat
Why does this make us think of that one Adam Sandler song . . .
Tuesday, December 11, 201812/11/2018
Darwin Olympics: Porch Pirate Caught on Camera After Snagging Dog Food and Urine Testing Kit
Dear Porch Pirates, You are the WORST!!!
