Chris and Monica
Darwin Olympics
Monday, December 10, 201812/10/2018
Darwin Olympics: Many Commits Theft On Way Out of Job Interview
Job-Search Tip #78: It is best NOT to commit a crime on your way out of any job interview.
Friday, December 7, 201812/07/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Pulls Gun Over Condiment Dispute
Well, that escalated quickly . . .
Thursday, December 6, 201812/06/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Swears He was Just Eating a Hash Brown and NOT on His Phone While Driving
How do YOU hold your food when you eat it?
Wednesday, December 5, 201812/05/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Caught Speeding to Avoid Cold McDonald’s
Let’s be real, no one likes cold fast food. NO ONE.
Tuesday, December 4, 201812/04/2018
Darwin Olympics: Company Founder Gambles Away $1.44 Billion
OK . . . but how does one gamble away over $1 BILLION?!
Monday, December 3, 201812/03/2018
Darwin Olympics: Luke Sky Walker Busted by the [Police] Force
Two Jawas walk under a bar . . .
Friday, November 30, 201811/30/2018
Darwin Olympics: Don’t Netflix and Drive
No, ‘Netflix and Drive’ is NOT the new ‘Netflix and chill.’
Thursday, November 29, 201811/29/2018
Darwin Olympics: Wedding Photographer Got Wasted On The Job
Pop Quiz, Hotshot . . . Your wedding photographer got lit during the reception. What do you do?
Wednesday, November 28, 201811/28/2018
Darwin Olympics: Identity Thief Wanted New Teeth
OK, but how does one even find their way onto the dark web . . .
Tuesday, November 27, 201811/27/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Busted for Laundering Money . . . in the Washing Machine
This has got to be the most literal crime that ever was . . .
