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Darwin Olympics
Tuesday, October 23, 201810/23/2018
Darwin Olympics: Someone Stole a Giant Human Colon
Because who doesn’t need a giant colon as a new front yard ornament?
Monday, October 22, 201810/22/2018
Darwin Olympics: Woman in a Cow Costume Caught Shoplifting
Woman went on a shoplifting spree wearing a cow costume, because why not?
Friday, October 19, 201810/19/2018
Darwin Olympics: The Right-Shoe Bandit Has Been Caught
The right-shoe bandit has been caught!
Thursday, October 18, 201810/18/2018
Darwin Olympics: Drug Dealer Busted After Starring in Music Video
Silver platter, criminal, served!
Tuesday, October 16, 201810/16/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Trashes Hospital While Being Treated for Eating a Tide Pod
Dude’s stupidity is a few months late . . .
Monday, October 15, 201810/15/2018
Darwin Olympics: Dude Steals Dead Neighbor’s Debit Card for Pizza
Guy commits fraud in the weirdest way possible . . .
Thursday, October 11, 201810/11/2018
Darwin Olympics: Man Blows Up House Trying to Rid it of Bugs
You know those memes about a spider being in the house and the punchline is “kill it with fire” or “burn the place down?” Well, we don’t think this is was they meant . . .
Wednesday, October 10, 201810/10/2018
Darwin Olympics: The Garden Gnome Bandit is Now a Fugitive
The great garden gnome heist of 2018 saga continues . . .
Tuesday, October 9, 201810/09/2018
Darwin Olympics: Man Wants Memories Gone, So He Burns Down His House
There is a method to every madness, but that still doesn’t make it right.
Monday, October 8, 201810/08/2018
Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Turns Himself In for Better Mug Shot
Vanity on social media helped police catch this one . . .
