Darwin Olympics: Guy Smashes Witch’s Cauldron On Another Dude’s Head
Meanwhile in Massachusetts . . .
The timing and location of this story could not be more appropriate for the season!
Cory Nelson is a 35 year old who decided to do some drunk shopping at a witchcraft store over the weekend in Salem, MA.
Apparently, he got into an argument with another patron, and things escalated quick when Cory grabbed a WITCH’S CAULDRON and smashed it over the other dude’s head!
A couple police officers were patrolling the area when the cauldron smashing victim ran up to them with a bloody head and told them about being attacked.
Cory was still hanging in the witchcraft store, so it was a pretty easy arrest. He’s been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.
