Chris and Monica
Darwin Olympics
Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets in High Speed Chase Because It Was Always a Dream of His
Don’t let anyone tell you your dreams are stupid . . . Unless they are, in fact, stupid.
Friday, January 11, 201901/11/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Falls Hard for Arresting Officer, Breaks Into Police Station
“I gotta get outta here pronto, I got a stage-5 clinger.” — Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) in “Wedding Crashers”
Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019
Darwin Olympics: Groomsman Accidentally Stabs the Groom
Well that’s one way to wrap up a wedding reception . . .
Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019
Darwin Olympics: Is That a Kitten in Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me
Because common sense isn’t so common.
Tuesday, January 8, 201901/08/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Arrested Over Bread Used for His Cheesesteak
OK, but who gets this heated over BREAD?!?!
Monday, January 7, 201901/07/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Steal a Bicycle from Police Station
Darwin Olympics . . . because common sense isn’t common.
Friday, January 4, 201901/04/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Attacks the Wrong Person Over Plastic Straws
Why so agro, bruh?
Thursday, January 3, 201901/03/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Busted for Stealing Chainsaws Lights Hospital Bed on Fire
Really, dude . . . really?!
Wednesday, January 2, 201901/02/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Smuggle Machete into Jail by Hiding it in Fat Roll
Because common sense isn’t always so common.
Monday, December 31, 201812/31/2018
Darwin Olympics: Guy Puts Stolen Wreath On His Own Front Porch
. . . because common sense ain’t so common.
