Sunday, September 23, 201809/23/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy Jumps Overpass to Avoid DUI Checkpoint . . . He Wasn’t Even Drunk

Why is it when you’re driving and see a police officer, you get nervous even though you’re not doing anything wrong, and then your chances of doing something dumb actually skyrocket?!

Friday, September 21, 201809/21/2018

Darwin Olympics: Buddhism Professor Charged with Assault

Could you imagine if this guy wasn’t a Buddhist Yogi?

Thursday, September 20, 201809/20/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Rubs Grocery Produce on His Bum

This has to be the grossest winner in the Darwin Olympics that ever was!

Wednesday, September 19, 201809/19/2018

Darwin Olympics: 45 Year Old Man Doesn’t Like Losing in Fortnite

Gaming addiction is real, but how this 45 year old conducts himself after losing to an 11 year old is DISGUSTING!

Tuesday, September 18, 201809/18/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman Gifts Neighbor With Gas Tank Smoked Salmon

Fun Fact: The difference between Smoked Salmon and Lox is that Smoked Salmon is cured or brined, then smoked. Lox is cured, but not smoked.

Monday, September 17, 201809/17/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy Uses Halloween Skeleton for Carpool Lane

You know this guy was totally patting himself on the back for his “brilliant” idea to cheat the system and cruise in that carpool lane!

Friday, September 14, 201809/14/2018

Darwin Olympics: The Great Deli Meat Heist of 2018

. . . A couple slices at a time.

Thursday, September 13, 201809/13/2018

Darwin Olympics: DUI Guy Sings His Way to Jail

Hold on to that feeeeeeeeellliiiiinnnngggg . . .

Wednesday, September 12, 201809/12/2018

Darwin Olympics: Fake Cop Wants Beer and Shrimp Cocktail

Guy just wanted some free beer and shrimp cocktail, so he pretended to be a police officer . . . because obviously.

Tuesday, September 11, 201809/11/2018

Darwin Olympics: Company Owner Steals His Own Lobsters for Black Market

Hey Alexa, how does one get access to the black market? Asking for a friend.