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Darwin Olympics

Thursday, October 31, 201910/31/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Claims Tossing Bag of Chicken, Police Find Lack of Grease

Dude lies to authorities, only to be figured out when evidence of his lie didn’t add up . . .

Wednesday, October 30, 201910/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Dumps Wet Cement Down Drain

Spoiler Alert: Wet cement is known to harden . . .

Tuesday, October 29, 201910/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Busted After Overthinking Bank Robbery

When the planning process of the crime is too complicated . . . police may catch up to you before you even commit the crime . . . So, there’s that.

Wednesday, October 23, 201910/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Blowing Up Pumpkins with Fireworks Causes Massive Fire

How could you not see this one coming . . .

Tuesday, October 22, 201910/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Asks Officer for Ride to Broken Down Car

ICYMI . . . Common sense is NOT common.

Monday, October 21, 201910/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: Fake Police Officer Pulls Over Real Officers

Stupid is as stupid does . . .

Friday, October 18, 201910/18/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Gives Police a Fake Name, They Didn’t Buy It

Guy lies about his name . . . forgetting it was spelled out for police already.

Thursday, October 17, 201910/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: Security Guard Got Bored During Overnight Shift

If common sense isn’t so common . . . why do they call it “common sense?”

Wednesday, October 16, 201910/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Road Rage Incident Wasn’t What It Seemed

Dude won’t let a road rage driver pass . . . learns it wasn’t a road rage incident at all!

Tuesday, October 15, 201910/15/2019

Darwin Olympics: 20 Year Old Busted with Best Fake ID Ever!

Dude walks into a bar . . . this is not the lead up to a joke, but it’s still funny as heck!

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