This story is so stereotypical “Florida Man” that we don’t even want to start it with “Meanwhile in Florida . . . ”

Police in Fort Pierce, FL were trying to pull over a driver (some 26 year old) for running a red light . . . then, they noticed the dude toss a bag out of the window.

When the driver finally stopped for authorities, they asked him about the bag and he acknowledged he did litter but it was just a bag of bones from the FRIED CHICKEN he was eating.

Except police are well trained at their jobs, and they noticed the dude’s fingers weren’t greasy.

Right?!?

If he was just eating some fried chicken, there would be grease evidence!!!

Authorities went searching for the bag ‘o chicken the dude claimed he tossed and when they found it . . . they weren’t super surprised it was in fact not a bag full o’ fried chicken bones . . . it was drugs.

Dude chucked a bag full o’ weed!

He was then arrested on multiple charges.