Chris and Monica
Darwin Olympics
Friday, August 30, 201908/30/2019
Darwin Olympics: Drunk Driver Wants to Bet Officer Over-Under on Her Blood Alcohol Level
We are actively trying to not use stories from Florida, because stupid criminals live everywhere, but you’re not helping us Mary . . .
Thursday, August 29, 201908/29/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Fix Flat Tire with First Aid Kit
This is something Doogie Howser, M.D. would NEVER do!
Wednesday, August 28, 201908/28/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Reports Woman Going “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin” on Him
Alright, let’s see where this goes . . .
Tuesday, August 27, 201908/27/2019
Darwin Olympics: Drunk Dude Steals Walmart Shopping Scooter
Sometimes people don’t practice their common sense . . .
Monday, August 26, 201908/26/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Dumps Dirt on Girlfriend’s Car
Well, that’s one way to get in the last word . . .
Friday, August 23, 201908/23/2019
Darwin Olympics: Alligator in Her Yoga Pants Woman Found Guilty
We’re still wondering how the baby alligator fit down the yoga pants . . .
Thursday, August 22, 201908/22/2019
Darwin Olympics: Driver Ditches Dirty Diaper Down Interstate
Say that ten times fast . . .
Wednesday, August 21, 201908/21/2019
Darwin Olympics: Ohio Man De-Weeds with Blow Torch
In case you didn’t already know . . . a blow torch is not the right choice of tools for weed issues around the home.
Tuesday, August 20, 201908/20/2019
Darwin Olympics: Man Attacks Neighbors with Nunchucks, but Hits Himself Instead
POW . . . right in the kisser!
Monday, August 19, 201908/19/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Claims Car is Stolen After High Speed Chase Ensues
Oh, honey . . . . no!
