Darwin Olympics: Dude Gives Police a Fake Name, They Didn’t Buy It
Meanwhile in Illinois . . .
A dude named Matthew Bushman (36) had eluded police trying to track him down on an arrest warrant for forgery when authorities finally caught up to him late last week.
An officer spotted the dude and straight up asked if he was “Matthew Bushman.”
Matthew said no and gave a fake name.
There was just one problem with that little lie, though . . . because Matthew has his own dang name TATTOOED ON HIS NECK!
Well, that tattoo read “Matty B,” but it was close enough to identify that he was straight up lying.
That’s when Matty B was promptly arrested.
If you’re curious about what that tattoo looked like — because, same — you can check it out HERE.
