Monday, October 14, 201910/14/2019

Darwin Olympics: Groom Busted for Bank Robbery Day Before Wedding

At least the bride learned who her groom was before they said their I Do’s . . .

Friday, October 11, 201910/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man’s Battle with Noisy Neighbors Ends with Him Shooting Himself in the Face

Why do we call it common sense if it’s not so common . . .

Thursday, October 10, 201910/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: Two Women Busted for Cheating at Bingo

The bouncers outside the gates of Heaven are gon’ love this one . . .

Wednesday, October 9, 201910/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets Alligator to Bite His Arm, Pours Beer In It’s Mouth

If this is not a prime example of Darwinism . . . we don’t know what it!

Tuesday, October 8, 201910/08/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Steal a Motorcycle, Gets Caught When He Falls Off

If you’ve ever seen someone on a motorcycle pop a wheelie and fall off (without getting hurt), you get the added level of just how funny this one is . . .

Monday, October 7, 201910/07/2019

Darwin Olympics: Thief Forgets Cell Phone Behind . . . His Photo is His Wallpaper

Rule #131 of thievery and burglarizing: If you brought it with you, don’t leave it behind . . .

Friday, October 4, 201910/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Driver Speeds Because of Passengers’ Booty Belches

That’s a cheese you don’t want cut . . .

Thursday, October 3, 201910/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Files False Police Report to Cover Up His Affair

*rolls eyes*

Wednesday, October 2, 201910/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Runs Into Haunted Cave to Escape Authorities

This guy needs to watch a few more horror films and wise up!

Tuesday, October 1, 201910/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Calls Emergency Number and Just Keeps Burping

Gross. Just gross!