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Darwin Olympics
Monday, September 30, 201909/30/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Gets Drunk Before Turning Himself in to Authorities
Dude should have just stayed home . . .
Friday, September 27, 201909/27/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Pulls Out a Sword Over Trash Pickin’ Argument
OK, but who keeps a Samurai Sword IN THEIR CAR?!?
Thursday, September 26, 201909/26/2019
Darwin Olympics: Speeding Driver Thought He Could out Drive Police
“Sorry, Officer. I honestly thought my car would be faster than your car . . . “
Wednesday, September 25, 201909/25/2019
Darwin Olympics: Teen Threatens Grandfather with a Knife for Denying Her More Vegetables
When a teenager wants to eat more vegetables . . . let them eat more dang vegetables.
Tuesday, September 24, 201909/24/2019
Darwin Olympics: Ex-Con Burglarizes Homes in Effort to Go Back to Jail
What is with the whole, “I’d rather go [back] to jail than . . .” mentality?
Monday, September 23, 201909/23/2019
Darwin Olympics: Topless Woman Busted for Stealing Shirt
Oh the irony . . .
Friday, September 20, 201909/20/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dutch YouTuber and Friend Arrested Trespassing Near Area 51
Common sense says . . . maybe don’t do that.
Thursday, September 19, 201909/19/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Sets Apartment on Fire Burning Love Letters from Ex
Even adults sometimes need an adultier adult.
Wednesday, September 18, 201909/18/2019
Darwin Olympics: Man Spray Paints Slur on Bar’s Bathroom Wall
Here’s a story about a man named Paul . . . don’t be like Paul.
Tuesday, September 17, 201909/17/2019
Darwin Olympics: The First ‘Deepfake’ Crime
Thieves were able to scam $240,000 from a British energy company earlier this year . . . by using “deepfake” artificial intelligence software to perfectly mimic an executive’s voice. They got an employee to wire the money to a bank account in Hungary.
