Monday, September 30, 201909/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Gets Drunk Before Turning Himself in to Authorities

Dude should have just stayed home . . .

Friday, September 27, 201909/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Pulls Out a Sword Over Trash Pickin’ Argument

OK, but who keeps a Samurai Sword IN THEIR CAR?!?

Thursday, September 26, 201909/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Speeding Driver Thought He Could out Drive Police

“Sorry, Officer. I honestly thought my car would be faster than your car . . . “

Wednesday, September 25, 201909/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Teen Threatens Grandfather with a Knife for Denying Her More Vegetables

When a teenager wants to eat more vegetables . . . let them eat more dang vegetables.

Tuesday, September 24, 201909/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Ex-Con Burglarizes Homes in Effort to Go Back to Jail

What is with the whole, “I’d rather go [back] to jail than . . .” mentality?

Monday, September 23, 201909/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Topless Woman Busted for Stealing Shirt

Oh the irony . . .

Friday, September 20, 201909/20/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dutch YouTuber and Friend Arrested Trespassing Near Area 51

Common sense says . . . maybe don’t do that.

Thursday, September 19, 201909/19/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Sets Apartment on Fire Burning Love Letters from Ex

Even adults sometimes need an adultier adult.

Wednesday, September 18, 201909/18/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Spray Paints Slur on Bar’s Bathroom Wall

Here’s a story about a man named Paul . . . don’t be like Paul.

Tuesday, September 17, 201909/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: The First ‘Deepfake’ Crime

Thieves were able to scam $240,000 from a British energy company earlier this year . . . by using “deepfake” artificial intelligence software to perfectly mimic an executive’s voice.  They got an employee to wire the money to a bank account in Hungary.