Monday, September 16, 201909/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude in Full on Captain America Costume Busted for Burglary

He clearly hasn’t seen the films . . .

Friday, September 13, 201909/13/2019

Darwin Olympics: This One Will Feed Your Need for ’90s Nostalgia

The ’90s were a whole vibe, man . . .

Thursday, September 12, 201909/12/2019

Darwin Olympics: The Great Crab Leg Heist of 2019

The way these two get their mother-daughter bonding time in should be illegal . . . Oh, wait . . .

Wednesday, September 11, 201909/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Steals ATM Under Cardboard Box

“If you act like you’re suppose to be doing whatever you’re doing . . . maybe no one will question it??”

Tuesday, September 10, 201909/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: A Road Rage Incident Involving a Cupcake to the Face

Just because something’s funny on TV doesn’t make it OK in real life . . . or does it?

Monday, September 9, 201909/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Pretends to Be Dead to Get Out of Paying Rent

There had to have been an easier way . . .

Friday, September 6, 201909/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Throws Screws on Road to Prevent Ex from Seeing New Boo

Chapter Two in the “How to NOT Get Your Ex Back” . . .

Thursday, September 5, 201909/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Three Women Steal a Baby Stroller . . . but Forget Baby at the Store

We have a feeling the saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water” might not just be an idiomatic expression, but a literal warning . . .

Wednesday, September 4, 201909/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy’s Truck Stolen While He Committing His Own Crime

Are you ready for some theft inception?

Tuesday, September 3, 201909/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Calls 911 for Customer Service Review on Police

Another example of how not to use 911 . . .