Meanwhile in Florida . . .
While we’re pretty sure the key to breaking the law is to not draw attention to yourself while committing the crime. Then again, we’re law abiding citizens, so what do we know?
Courtney Backes (32) of Baton Rouge, Louisiana was visiting Okaloosa Island, Florida last week when she made her way into a surf shop around 7 PM last Thursday — and stole a pair of flip flops and a T-shirt.
Odds are Court-Court may have gotten away with her five finger discount had a bunch of bystanders not called the police on her for a totally separate reason . . . indecent exposure!
Girlfriend had already made it out of the store with her goods when she hopped on her bike to make her getaway, and TOOK HER TOP OFF before pedaling down the middle of the highway . . . totally topless!
So, that’s why people were calling police — because of the random woman riding her bike down the middle of the highway, letting her little ladies fly in the wind.
When authorities caught up with her, they also found the stolen items in her bag.
Courtney was charged with retail theft and resisting arrest without violence.
