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Darwin Olympics

Monday, September 30, 201909/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Gets Drunk Before Turning Himself in to Authorities

Dude should have just stayed home . . .

Friday, September 27, 201909/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Pulls Out a Sword Over Trash Pickin’ Argument

OK, but who keeps a Samurai Sword IN THEIR CAR?!?

Thursday, September 26, 201909/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Speeding Driver Thought He Could out Drive Police

“Sorry, Officer. I honestly thought my car would be faster than your car . . . “

Wednesday, September 25, 201909/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Teen Threatens Grandfather with a Knife for Denying Her More Vegetables

When a teenager wants to eat more vegetables . . . let them eat more dang vegetables.

Tuesday, September 24, 201909/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Ex-Con Burglarizes Homes in Effort to Go Back to Jail

What is with the whole, “I’d rather go [back] to jail than . . .” mentality?

Monday, September 23, 201909/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Topless Woman Busted for Stealing Shirt

Oh the irony . . .

Friday, September 20, 201909/20/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dutch YouTuber and Friend Arrested Trespassing Near Area 51

Common sense says . . . maybe don’t do that.

Thursday, September 19, 201909/19/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Sets Apartment on Fire Burning Love Letters from Ex

Even adults sometimes need an adultier adult.

Wednesday, September 18, 201909/18/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Spray Paints Slur on Bar’s Bathroom Wall

Here’s a story about a man named Paul . . . don’t be like Paul.

Tuesday, September 17, 201909/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: The First ‘Deepfake’ Crime

Thieves were able to scam $240,000 from a British energy company earlier this year . . . by using “deepfake” artificial intelligence software to perfectly mimic an executive’s voice.  They got an employee to wire the money to a bank account in Hungary.

Recent Headlines

2 days ago in Entertainment, Trending

Ryan Coogler aware of potential Oscar history ahead but focused on ‘Sinners’ team before ceremony

Ryan Coogler understands what Sunday night could mean for Oscar history. He's just not dwelling on it. Instead, the Oscar-nominated filmmaker is looking forward to spending one more night with his "Sinners" collaborators who helped bring the film to life.

2 days ago in Entertainment, Music

Morrissey calls off concert in Spain after local festivities deprived him of sleep

British rock star Morrissey won't perform a concert in Valencia after festivities in the Spanish city kept him from getting a proper night's rest, the former frontman of The Smiths said Thursday.

2 days ago in National, Trending

US forecasts blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome and atmospheric river all at once

Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill. This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash has already hit much of the East.

2 days ago in Entertainment

Two long-lost episodes of ‘Doctor Who’ have been found. Fans will soon be able to watch them

Over six decades of "Doctor Who," the intergalactic adventurer's adversaries have included evil robots, rampaging Yeti — and the BBC, which erased many early episodes of the now-iconic sci-fi TV series. A film charity announced Friday that it has found two previously lost 1960s episodes among the possessions of a deceased collector.

4 days ago in Entertainment

Oscars preview: Producers tease ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ and ‘Sinners’ celebrations

The producers behind the 98th Academy Awards have set out to celebrate not just the hit song "Golden" from "KPop Demon Hunters", but the cultural phenomenon of the film itself. That logic is why the only other nominated song that will get a moment on the broadcast is "I Lied to You," from "Sinners," a blockbuster hit and the most-nominated film of all time.