Friday, October 5, 201810/05/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man and Girlfriend Forge Divorce Papers

There has to be an easier way to get a divorce, right?

Thursday, October 4, 201810/04/2018

Darwin Olympics: Drug Smugglers Busted by Their Own Drone

Not sponsored by common sense.

Wednesday, October 3, 201810/03/2018

Darwin Olympics: Burglar Gets Nailed in Face by Brick He Threw at Glass Window

Showcasing Darwinism at its finest.

Tuesday, October 2, 201810/02/2018

Darwin Olympics: Wife Assaults Husband After He Complains About Her Vacuuming at 3 AM

Sometimes the urge to clean hits, and when this woman is told to stop because it’s 3 AM, she hits, too.

Monday, October 1, 201810/01/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Breaks Into Cars to Steal Credit Cards, Falls Asleep in One

That life of crime is exhausting, though . . .

Friday, September 28, 201809/28/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guys Pistol Whips Friend Over Who Sang a Song

These guys are way too old for an argument like this . . .

Thursday, September 27, 201809/27/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman Busts into KFC Through Ventilation System

Breaking and entering can really leave one dehydrated.

Wednesday, September 26, 201809/26/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman Steals Bible to Get “More Christian”

Thou shalt not steal, though . . .

Tuesday, September 25, 201809/25/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Evading Arrest Surrenders

Those mosquitoes, though . . .

Monday, September 24, 201809/24/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dad Uses Toddler to Steal Prize Machine Toys

This is NOT a reason to have kids . . .