Meanwhile in Wisconsin . . .

A dude named John Wilson hit up a grocery store in Campbellsport, WI last week and stole a bunch of alcohol, like several hundred dollars worth, with his buddy.

They tried to get away, but the cops were chasing them, and that’s when John diverted and took off on foot. He actually got away, too. . .

Until the mosquitoes started to swarm!

About an hour later, John surrendered to the police, for help against the his blood sucking terrors.  And he wasn’t kidding, either.  The police were cuffing him when about 20 mosquitoes swarmed his forehead and police had to wipe them away.

He’s now being charged with theft, fleeing and obstructing an officer.  No word on where his buddy went.