Darwin Olympics: Woman Steals Bible to Get “More Christian”
Meanwhile in Illinois . . .
A 30 year old woman got busted using her self-appointed five-finger discount to steal a bible from a Walmart last week. . . a BIBLE!!
When police inquired into the WHY of the theft, the woman told them she “was trying to be more Christian.”
Someone educate this woman on that commandment that says “Thou shalt not steal,” please.
She also jacked a shirt, leggings, pencils, bookmarks and a quart of oil, and is now facing charges on misdemeanor theft.
