Tuesday, February 12, 201902/12/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Celebrates Birthday with Reckless Driving and High Speed Chase

Because, why not . . .

Monday, February 11, 201902/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Scammer Scams the Wrong Elderly Couple

Scammer doesn’t realize the elderly man he’s trying to scam is a legend in law enforcement, and the only person to hold the title of Director for both the FBI and CIA!

Friday, February 8, 201902/08/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Scams $1 Million from People with Fake Super Bowl Tickets

Some people aren’t missing common sense . . . just a conscience and moral values!

Thursday, February 7, 201902/07/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Negotiates with Carjacker to Keep His Ride

A guy totally thwarted a carjacking attempt by negotiating his car for the carjacker’s phone!

Wednesday, February 6, 201902/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Robber Can’t Get Cash, So He Grabs Fried Chicken Instead

Fried chicken tastes better than money anyway . . .

Tuesday, February 5, 201902/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Asks Police to Jump His Stolen Ride

Because . . . obviously.

Friday, February 1, 201902/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Facebook Post Helps Authorities Catch Fugitive

Because common sense is not common.

Thursday, January 31, 201901/31/2019

Darwin Olympics: Family Game of Monopoly Ends in Manhunt

Reason #238 to NOT play Monopoly with family.

Wednesday, January 30, 201901/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Thieves Steal Empty Safe

No dough for you!

Tuesday, January 29, 201901/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Thief Steals Pain Killers . . . Except They Were Actually Laxatives

Well, that sure quickly came back to bite him in the . . .