Meanwhile in Cincinnati . . .
Unfortunately, not everyone learns and practices the rule of, “if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.”
One porch pirate named Andrew Felix, a 27 year old Cincinnati, Ohio resident, was recently busted taking several boxes off multiple porches over the weekend when clear images of his face were captured on two people’s doorbell cameras.
The best thing Andrew almost got away with? Well, that would be a box full of women’s clothes. Another box contained gym shorts. Oh, and then there was also that box containing a 27 pound bag of dog food, and another with a half gallon jug used for testing urine!! (Ummm dude, was it worth it?)
That urine testing jug was ordered because someone was trying to start the process of seeing if they’re a match to donate a kidney to a cousin. Now, that cousin has to wait even longer while the urine testing kit is reordered. (You should feel super bad about that one, Felix!)
Dude just made his first court appearance, but no word yet on how much prison time he’s facing.
(WCPO)
