Friday, December 28, 201812/28/2018

Darwin Olympics: Family of Shoplifters Bond Over Five Finger Discount

Well . . . those apples didn’t fall far from the tree.

Thursday, December 27, 201812/27/2018

Darwin Olympics: Drunk Driver Hands Police a Burger When Asked for License

Because common sense isn’t so common . . .

Thursday, December 20, 201812/20/2018

Darwin Olympics: Jail Escapee Gets Cold, Captured in Hot Tub

Don’t forget your jacket . . .

Wednesday, December 19, 201812/19/2018

Darwin Olympics: Life-Size Cut Out of Police Chief Stolen

Because, obviously . . .

Tuesday, December 18, 201812/18/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Pay for McDonald’s with Pot

Common Sense Rule #182: You can’t barter for McD’s with drugs . . .

Monday, December 17, 201812/17/2018

Darwin Olympics: Prison Break Thwarted By Letter Sent to Wrong Person

Because common sense isn’t so common . . .

Friday, December 14, 201812/14/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman Calls Cops When Roommate Eats Her Yogurt

Roommate wanted: Must be lactose intolerant.

Thursday, December 13, 201812/13/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Stuck in Grease Vent for Two Days

Because common sense isn’t common . . .

Wednesday, December 12, 201812/12/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Beats His Own Car with a Bat

Why does this make us think of that one Adam Sandler song . . .

Tuesday, December 11, 201812/11/2018

Darwin Olympics: Porch Pirate Caught on Camera After Snagging Dog Food and Urine Testing Kit

Dear Porch Pirates, You are the WORST!!!