Thursday, December 5, 201912/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Criminal’s “CRIME PAYS” Face Tattoo Helps Police Track Him Down

Spoiler alert: Crime does NOT pay . . .

Wednesday, December 4, 201912/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Fakes Medical Emergency for a Bigger Seat on a Flight

This woman is a walking “face-palm” emoji . . .

Tuesday, December 3, 201912/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Thieves Break Into Store and Only Steal a 12-Pack of Faygo Pop

Ok, but . . . seriously?!

Monday, December 2, 201912/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Officer Catches Fugitive When She Fake Proposes to Him

Well, that’s one way to get the job done . . .

Wednesday, November 27, 201911/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Sibling Fight Over “Shotgun” Turns Into High-Speed Chase

Guess their parents didn’t teach them about the unspoken rule of “Shotgun” . . .

Tuesday, November 26, 201911/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Race Other Car . . . Doesn’t Realize It’s a Police Officer

. . . and then there’s this guy . . .

Monday, November 25, 201911/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude’s Really Bad Disguise Isn’t Enough to Full Police

Just because it works in the movies, doesn’t mean it’ll work IRL . . .

Friday, November 22, 201911/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Chases Friend with Knife Over Fast Food Argument

With friends like these . . .

Thursday, November 21, 201911/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guys Uses Porsche to Break His Nissan Out of Impound

There’s a rhyme to every reason . . . unless you’re this guy . . .

Wednesday, November 20, 201911/20/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Attacks Brother for Not Believing in His Dream of Being on “America’s Got Talent”

OK, but seriously . . . what was his talent going to be?!?