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Darwin Olympics: Dude Swears He was Just Eating a Hash Brown and NOT on His Phone While Driving

Meanwhile in Connecticut . . .

Jason Siber is either a committed liar, or just a guy who hold his food in a very odd way.

Police ticketed Jason with a $300 fine back in April for distracted driving, saying he was using his phone — but, Jason is fighting it.

His claim is that he wasn’t on his phone at all . . . he was eating McDonald’s has browns!

Jason even tried to useĀ evidenceĀ to back up his claim – like his call log showing no calls at the time of the citation, plus the fact that his car has Bluetooth and that he doesn’t even hold his phone when he’s on a call.

Regardless, the judge still found Jason guilty when he tried to fight the ticket a few months ago.

Jason has since requested a re-trial that will happen at some point this month, and this time he hired a lawyer.

Maybe Jason is lying about distracted driving and just really committed to the facade . . . or maybe he’s telling the truth, and dude just holds has browns in a very different manner than the average person.

Either way, this story is too good, and Jason is our winner in today’s edition of the Daaarrrrrwwiiiiiiiiiiiin Ooooolyyyyympiiiiiiiiiiicsssss!!!

(Albany Times-Union)

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