Monday, December 10, 201812/10/2018

Darwin Olympics: Many Commits Theft On Way Out of Job Interview

Job-Search Tip #78: It is best NOT to commit a crime on your way out of any job interview.

Friday, December 7, 201812/07/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Pulls Gun Over Condiment Dispute

Well, that escalated quickly . . .

Thursday, December 6, 201812/06/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Swears He was Just Eating a Hash Brown and NOT on His Phone While Driving

How do YOU hold your food when you eat it?

Wednesday, December 5, 201812/05/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Caught Speeding to Avoid Cold McDonald’s

Let’s be real, no one likes cold fast food. NO ONE.

Tuesday, December 4, 201812/04/2018

Darwin Olympics: Company Founder Gambles Away $1.44 Billion

OK . . . but how does one gamble away over $1 BILLION?!

Monday, December 3, 201812/03/2018

Darwin Olympics: Luke Sky Walker Busted by the [Police] Force

Two Jawas walk under a bar . . .

Friday, November 30, 201811/30/2018

Darwin Olympics: Don’t Netflix and Drive

No, ‘Netflix and Drive’ is NOT the new ‘Netflix and chill.’

Thursday, November 29, 201811/29/2018

Darwin Olympics: Wedding Photographer Got Wasted On The Job

Pop Quiz, Hotshot . . . Your wedding photographer got lit during the reception. What do you do?

Wednesday, November 28, 201811/28/2018

Darwin Olympics: Identity Thief Wanted New Teeth

OK, but how does one even find their way onto the dark web . . .

Tuesday, November 27, 201811/27/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Busted for Laundering Money . . . in the Washing Machine

This has got to be the most literal crime that ever was . . .