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Monday, January 14, 201901/14/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets in High Speed Chase Because It Was Always a Dream of His

Don’t let anyone tell you your dreams are stupid . . . Unless they are, in fact, stupid.

Friday, January 11, 201901/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Falls Hard for Arresting Officer, Breaks Into Police Station

“I gotta get outta here pronto, I got a stage-5 clinger.” — Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) in “Wedding Crashers”

Thursday, January 10, 201901/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: Groomsman Accidentally Stabs the Groom

Well that’s one way to wrap up a wedding reception . . .

Wednesday, January 9, 201901/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Is That a Kitten in Your Pants, or Are You Just Happy to See Me

Because common sense isn’t so common.

Tuesday, January 8, 201901/08/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Arrested Over Bread Used for His Cheesesteak

OK, but who gets this heated over BREAD?!?!

Monday, January 7, 201901/07/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Steal a Bicycle from Police Station

Darwin Olympics . . . because common sense isn’t common.

Friday, January 4, 201901/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Attacks the Wrong Person Over Plastic Straws

Why so agro, bruh?

Thursday, January 3, 201901/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Busted for Stealing Chainsaws Lights Hospital Bed on Fire

Really, dude . . . really?!

Wednesday, January 2, 201901/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Tries to Smuggle Machete into Jail by Hiding it in Fat Roll

Because common sense isn’t always so common.

Monday, December 31, 201812/31/2018

Darwin Olympics: Guy Puts Stolen Wreath On His Own Front Porch

. . . because common sense ain’t so common.

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