Monday, January 28, 201901/28/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Uses E-Scooter in Bank Robbery

It was only a matter of time before someone decided to pick up one of those e-scooters off a sidewalk and use it as a getaway vehicle . . .

Friday, January 25, 201901/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Ticketed Speeder Takes On Littering Ticket As Well

Because common sense just isn’t so common . . .

Thursday, January 24, 201901/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Inmate Swears He’s Not Hiding Contraband . . . Spoiler Alert, He Was

Because, obviously . . .

Wednesday, January 23, 201901/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Cruises Walmart Parking Lot While Drinking Wine Out of a Pringles Can

Because, why not?

Tuesday, January 22, 201901/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Couple Gets Hit by Car After Lying In the Middle of the Road

Because common sense just isn’t that common.

Monday, January 21, 201901/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Proposes During Girlfriend’s Court Appearance for Stabbing Him

You just can’t make this kind of stuff up . . .

Friday, January 18, 201901/18/2019

Darwin Olympics: Kidnapper Follows Victim Into Karate Studio, Leaves On a Stretcher

Violence is wrong . . . but Dude had it coming.

Thursday, January 17, 201901/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: Killjoy Gets Quite the Surprise Trying to Destroy a Snowman

“Stupid is as stupid does. ” – Forrest Gump

Wednesday, January 16, 201901/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guys Writes Not to Police Stating He’s Not Home. Spoiler Alert . . . He Was

How did this brilliant plan to evade police NOT work? (<– That's sarcasm right there)

Tuesday, January 15, 201901/15/2019

Darwin Olympics: Three People Arrested After Car Runs Out of Gas

Oh, good grief!