Meanwhile in Florida . . .

A 40 year old criminal mastermind named Jesse Pack of Bunnell, Florida thought he’d evaded police when they searched his house on a warrant for kidnapping and assault charges.

Authorities went into his house over the weekend to conduct their search and arrest, but a woman inside said that Jesse wasn’t home.

Further proving the dude wasn’t there was a note on the mattress that stated, “I know my warrant is active. I’m not here, I am finishing a job and turning myself in.”

The police were like, “OK cool,” and went back to the station.

Just kidding!

Police asked the woman if they could further search the home, to which she approved, and that’s when they found Jesse, curled up in the fetal position, hiding in a dresser.