Wednesday, April 24, 201904/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Walmart Heist a Success Thanks to Dancing Distraction

What the . . . what?!

Tuesday, April 23, 201904/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Bachelorette Party Dare Goes Too Far

Get it together, lady!

Monday, April 22, 201904/22/2019

Darwin Olympics – A Poem: A Hiker Almost Out of Luck Goes On to Steal a Fire Truck

Because common sense is not so common . . .

Wednesday, April 17, 201904/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Loses It Over Chocolate Ice Cream

She should have just gone home . . .

Tuesday, April 16, 201904/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Claims Car Chase Was the Ferrari’s Fault

Oh, good grief . . .

Monday, April 15, 201904/15/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Just Wanted to Hear She Was Pretty

Guys, if your woman asks you if she’s pretty . . . the correct answer is YES, and the correct amount of time it should take you to answer yes is 0.0001 of a second.

Friday, April 12, 201904/12/2019

Darwin Olympics: Car Thief Can’t Outrun Officer in Tap Shoes

Don’t mess with an officer in tap shoes and a bow-tie . . .

Thursday, April 11, 201904/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Steals Walmart Shopping Cart – A Poem

Stupidity can also be poetic . . .

Wednesday, April 10, 201904/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Buys Island, Then Steals From Kmart

Well, that’s one way for the rich to stay rich . . .

Tuesday, April 9, 201904/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Gets Revenge for Horn Honk . . . Six Weeks Later

What the chicken were these people thinking?