Chris and Monica
Darwin Olympics
Wednesday, May 22, 201905/22/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Steals a Double Decker Bus to Get to the Pub
Because common sense just isn’t super common . . .
Tuesday, May 21, 201905/21/2019
Darwin Olympics: A Duck at McDonald’s Starts a Brawl
Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up . . .
Monday, May 20, 201905/20/2019
Darwin Olympics: Dude Hides Out in Bar, Continues Drinking After Close
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here . . .
Friday, May 17, 201905/17/2019
Darwin Olympics: Stolen Truck Drives Past Officer While Investigating the Theft Report
Because, obviously . . .
Thursday, May 16, 201905/16/2019
Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Caught After ‘News Flash’ of His Whereabouts
Is it irony if someone calls someone else a moron, while being moronic themselves?
Wednesday, May 15, 201905/15/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Speeds Down Highway While Hanging Out of Sunroof
Because common sense just isn’t common . . .
Tuesday, May 14, 201905/14/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Dressed as Joker Steals Tip Jar
Holy kleptomaniac, Batman!
Monday, May 13, 201905/13/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Sues Lotto Because Winning Is Too Hard
Ummmmm . . . wait, really?
Friday, May 10, 201905/10/2019
Darwin Olympics: Car Thief Gets Pulled Over By Another Thief in a Stolen Cop Car
This has to be one of the best coincidences that ever t’was . . .
Thursday, May 9, 201905/09/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Pulls Baby Alligator Out of Yoga Pants During Traffic Stop
What the what?!?!
