Meanwhile in Tennessee . . .

Silly Sally Selby did some shopping at her local Walmart late last week.

Sally hopped on a motorized scooter and shopped for half an hour before deciding to test out the power and scooted that scooter out of the store.

Proving she’s not a bore, Silly Sally Selby did a few loops in the parking lot, then scooted her booty onto the highway.

By the way, people noticed her dubious behavior and reached out to police to come out and detain her.

Authorities found her in the slow lane, and pulled her over to take down her name.

Turns out, she was just trying to get to a Waffle House down the road, but she chose the wrong mode of transportation and received more than just a citation.

After her shopping trip, Silly Sally Selby should’ve just left, but now she’s in trouble and facing charges for theft.

And THAT is why Silly Sally Selby is our top pick in today’s edition of Fletch & Jai’s DARWIN OLYMPICS!