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Monday, February 10, 202002/10/2020

Darwin Olympics: Man-Child Gets Mad When Mom Won’t Buy Him a Skateboard

Dear Diary . . . My mom won’t buy be the super sweet skateboard I totally want. She’s ruining my life.

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Friday, February 7, 202002/07/2020

Darwin Olympics: Gas Station Attendant Steals and Ditches on First Day

You know the hiring manager is like . . . Whisky Tango Foxtrot!

Darwin Olympics

Thursday, February 6, 202002/06/2020

Darwin Olympics: Drug Dealers Caught Hiding Drugs in Bags Labeled “Bag Full of Drugs”

Criminals sometimes make it way too easy for authorities to do their jobs . . . and we’re not complaining about it.

Darwin Olympics

Wednesday, February 5, 202002/05/2020

Darwin Olympics: Dude’s ATM Experience Gets Zero Stars

This dude’s M.O. totally changed from GET MONEY to GET REVENGE!!

Darwin Olympics

Tuesday, February 4, 202002/04/2020

Darwin Olympics: Coyote Assists in Arrest for Wanted Man

Here’s a criminal who has never been so happy to see the police . . .

Monday, February 3, 202002/03/2020

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Rob His Brother’s Place of Employment

Thievin’ ain’t easy . . .

Friday, January 31, 202001/31/2020

Darwin Olympics: Police Rescue Car Thief Trapped In . . . Stolen Car

We don’t call it the Mensa Olympics for a reason . . .

Thursday, January 30, 202001/30/2020

Darwin Olympics: Florida Man Tries to Carjack Undercover Police Officer

Dude sure was having a no good, rotten day . . .

Wednesday, January 29, 202001/29/2020

Darwin Olympics: Woman Uses 911 Service for Divorce Advice

Do NOT call 911 emergency services for help on getting a divorce . . .

Tuesday, January 28, 202001/28/2020

Darwin Olympics: Burglar Slips on Ice, Never Let’s Go of Stolen TV

Ice . . . a criminals worst enemy!

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