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Darwin Olympics: Woman Uses 911 Service for Divorce Advice

There are many, many call topics that easily come to mind on what is NOT OK to call 911 with for help.

Do NOT call 911 for directions to your local pizza shop . . . Do NOT call 911 to see what movies will be in theaters this weekend . . . Do NOT call 911 to see if they will bring you a cheeseburger from your favorite fast food joint . . . Do NOT call 911 for a ride to a concert . . . Do NOT call 911 to see what the weather will be like today . . . Do NOT call 911 for a really great smoked salmon recipe . . . Do NOT call 911 because you don’t like that your favorite TV series is on hiatus for a week to play a sports-ball game instead . . . Do NOT call 911 because your toilet is flooded . . .

Yes, those are all actual reasons someone has called 911.

Oh yeah, here’s one more . . . Meanwhile in Florida . . .

A woman was busted for seriously misusing 911 — not once, not twice, but MULTIPLE TIMES!

Sylvia Shumaker (69) from Largo was super over being married to her husband and couldn’t stand another moment of their wedded . . . well, “bliss” sure isn’t the right word.

So, Sylvia called 911 to ask them how to get a DIVORCE from her husband!

Woman called 911 repeatedly . . . and even texted 911 for help in divorcing her ball-and-chain.

When police showed up to the house Sylvia and her hubs resided in — because chick would NOT stop — they placed her under arrest on charges of misusing the 911 system.

For real, though . . . 911 is for EMERGENCIES ONLY!!! They are not Google!

Obviously we have her mugshot . . . check it out HERE.

That smile!  It’s probably because she’s finally away from that dude she wants to divorce.

Other examples of what NOT to call 911 for . . . You can’t find the right shoe from your favorite pair you were really hoping to wear today . . . The store you wanted to go to that is suppose to open at 9:00 AM isn’t open yet and it’s totally 9:03 AM . . .

(CBS 13 – Florence)  

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