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Darwin Olympics
Friday, July 5, 201907/05/2019
Darwin Olympics: Argument Ends in Felony Grand Theft Arrest
He wasn’t expecting the vacation to cost THAT much . . .
Wednesday, July 3, 201907/03/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Complains to Police About Hitman She Hired
Some days these stories just get weirder and weirder . . .
Tuesday, July 2, 201907/02/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself In Leg, Leaves Bullet Review
An accurate account of Darwinism at its finest.
Monday, July 1, 201907/01/2019
Darwin Olympics: Woman Argues Price of Half a Cake . . . After Eating Half of It!
Further proof you can’t have you cake and eat it to . . .
Friday, June 28, 201906/28/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Has Sports Car for Ten Minutes Before Getting It Impounded
And then there’s that.
Thursday, June 27, 201906/27/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Pull Over Ex-Girlfriend, Gets City Council Members Instead
Wonder why his girlfriend broke up with him . . .
Wednesday, June 26, 201906/26/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Pulls Demolition Derby Move on Parked Car
You don’t have to be far from home to experience road rage . . .
Tuesday, June 25, 201906/25/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guys Tries to Steal a Whole House
The theory of “act like you should be there and no one will question it” doesn’t work on private property . . .
Monday, June 24, 201906/24/2019
Darwin Olympics: Man Forgets to Turn Off Stolen Surveillance Camera
. . . And then there’s this.
Friday, June 21, 201906/21/2019
Darwin Olympics: Guy Asks Cop for Screwdriver to Help Start Stolen Scooter
Do it with confidence and no one will question you doesn’t really work for thieves . . .
