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Darwin Olympics

Friday, July 5, 201907/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Argument Ends in Felony Grand Theft Arrest

He wasn’t expecting the vacation to cost THAT much . . .

Wednesday, July 3, 201907/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Complains to Police About Hitman She Hired

Some days these stories just get weirder and weirder . . .

Tuesday, July 2, 201907/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself In Leg, Leaves Bullet Review

An accurate account of Darwinism at its finest.

Monday, July 1, 201907/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Argues Price of Half a Cake . . . After Eating Half of It!

Further proof you can’t have you cake and eat it to . . .

Friday, June 28, 201906/28/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Has Sports Car for Ten Minutes Before Getting It Impounded

And then there’s that.

Thursday, June 27, 201906/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Pull Over Ex-Girlfriend, Gets City Council Members Instead

Wonder why his girlfriend broke up with him . . .

Wednesday, June 26, 201906/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Pulls Demolition Derby Move on Parked Car

You don’t have to be far from home to experience road rage . . .

Tuesday, June 25, 201906/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guys Tries to Steal a Whole House

The theory of “act like you should be there and no one will question it” doesn’t work on private property . . .

Monday, June 24, 201906/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Forgets to Turn Off Stolen Surveillance Camera

. . . And then there’s this.

Friday, June 21, 201906/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Asks Cop for Screwdriver to Help Start Stolen Scooter

Do it with confidence and no one will question you doesn’t really work for thieves . . .

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Ryan Coogler understands what Sunday night could mean for Oscar history. He's just not dwelling on it. Instead, the Oscar-nominated filmmaker is looking forward to spending one more night with his "Sinners" collaborators who helped bring the film to life.

3 days ago in Entertainment, Music

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3 days ago in National, Trending

US forecasts blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome and atmospheric river all at once

Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill. This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash has already hit much of the East.

3 days ago in Entertainment

Two long-lost episodes of ‘Doctor Who’ have been found. Fans will soon be able to watch them

Over six decades of "Doctor Who," the intergalactic adventurer's adversaries have included evil robots, rampaging Yeti — and the BBC, which erased many early episodes of the now-iconic sci-fi TV series. A film charity announced Friday that it has found two previously lost 1960s episodes among the possessions of a deceased collector.

5 days ago in Entertainment

Oscars preview: Producers tease ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ and ‘Sinners’ celebrations

The producers behind the 98th Academy Awards have set out to celebrate not just the hit song "Golden" from "KPop Demon Hunters", but the cultural phenomenon of the film itself. That logic is why the only other nominated song that will get a moment on the broadcast is "I Lied to You," from "Sinners," a blockbuster hit and the most-nominated film of all time.