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Darwin Olympics: Woman Argues Price of Half a Cake . . . After Eating Half of It!

Meanwhile in Texas . . .

One woman was really putting the thought of “ask and you shall receive” to task when she hit up her local Walmart in Wichita Falls to buy a cake.

She found her cake of choice, ate half of it while roaming the store aisles, then went to the check out line and demanded to only pay for half of the cake since there was only half of the cake left (the other half was in her stomach).

Her argument was literally about not having to pay full price for only half a cake, even though the cake didn’t start out has only a half of one.

While the woman wasn’t arrested, she was banned from the store.

Walmarts in Wichita Falls, Texas is having quite a year . . . do you remember that one lady who was cruising around the Walmart parking lot in a scooter while drinking wine out of a Pringles can?

(Wichita Falls Times Record News)

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