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Darwin Olympics: Guy Steals ATM Under Cardboard Box
Posted on by Monica Reed in Darwin Olympics

Meanwhile in Oregon . . .

Some guy in Milwaukie, OR totally stole a safe a few weeks ago — by putting a cardboard box over it, and wheel it away on a cart!

Can we please try to visualize some dude in this situation with a voice over inner-monologue of “Oh. Em. Gee! I can’t believe this is working. I’m getting away with this. This is happening. This is working. Be cool. Stay cool Kyle.” [It’s always a Kyle, or Chad, or Trevor.]

Oh an by the way — that ATM dude stole had $17,000 inside!

Police are still working to track him down.

Check out the Security Photos HERE.

(ABC 2 – Portland)

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