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Monday, March 2, 202003/02/2020

Darwin Olympics: Drug Dealer Puts Profits in Bitcoin, Loses the Access Codes

When you try to hid your drug-dealing money from the government by putting it into Bitcoin, but then lose the access codes . . .

Darwin Olympics

Friday, February 28, 202002/28/2020

Darwin Olympics: Dude Gets Three Speeding Tickets Back-to-Back

Dude doesn’t learn to slow down after the first speeding ticket, nor the second . . .

Darwin Olympics

Thursday, February 27, 202002/27/2020

Darwin Olympics: Dude Sets Hospital Bed on Fire for Nurses’ Attention

This is NOT how to get the attention of medical personnel at the hospital . . .

Darwin Olympics

Tuesday, February 25, 202002/25/2020

Darwin Olympics: Bank Robber’s Penchant for Public Transportation Foils His Getaway

. . . And this it NOT how to get away after robbing a bank . . . (but, also, just don’t rob banks).

Darwin Olympics

Monday, February 24, 202002/24/2020

Darwin Olympics: Someone Microwaved Oreos and Set Their Home on Fire

. . . And here is how NOT to microwave cookies . . .

Darwin Olympics

Tuesday, February 18, 202002/18/2020

Darwin Olympics: 80-Something Guy Arrested for Listening to Music “Too Loud”

This story should have played out so differently, and that’s why the 80-something year old isn’t the Darwin Olympics winner in today’s story.

Darwin Olympics

Monday, February 17, 202002/17/2020

Darwin Olympics: First Date Turns Into Bank Robbery

Chances are you’ve never had a bad first date quite like this one . . .

Darwin Olympics

Friday, February 14, 202002/14/2020

Darwin Olympics: Dude Moves a Cop Car and Gets a DUI

He was just trying to be helpful . . . but, apparently too drunk to realize his actions weren’t the best idea nor as helpful as he realized.

Darwin Olympics

Wednesday, February 12, 202002/12/2020

Darwin Olympics: Woman Uses Fake Identity to Avoid Arrest Warrant, Doesn’t Work Out Like She Expected

When using an alias to avoid an arrest warrant, make sure your fake identity doesn’t also have a warrant out for arrest.

Darwin Olympics

Tuesday, February 11, 202002/11/2020

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Caught While Picking up Pizza at the Same Time as a Sheriff

Dude should have opted for delivery . . .

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