Tuesday, October 23, 201810/23/2018

Darwin Olympics: Someone Stole a Giant Human Colon

Because who doesn’t need a giant colon as a new front yard ornament?

Monday, October 22, 201810/22/2018

Darwin Olympics: Woman in a Cow Costume Caught Shoplifting

Woman went on a shoplifting spree wearing a cow costume, because why not?

Friday, October 19, 201810/19/2018

Darwin Olympics: The Right-Shoe Bandit Has Been Caught

The right-shoe bandit has been caught!

Thursday, October 18, 201810/18/2018

Darwin Olympics: Drug Dealer Busted After Starring in Music Video

Silver platter, criminal, served!

Tuesday, October 16, 201810/16/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Trashes Hospital While Being Treated for Eating a Tide Pod

Dude’s stupidity is a few months late . . .

Monday, October 15, 201810/15/2018

Darwin Olympics: Dude Steals Dead Neighbor’s Debit Card for Pizza

Guy commits fraud in the weirdest way possible . . .

Thursday, October 11, 201810/11/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Blows Up House Trying to Rid it of Bugs

You know those memes about a spider being in the house and the punchline is “kill it with fire” or “burn the place down?” Well, we don’t think this is was they meant . . .

Wednesday, October 10, 201810/10/2018

Darwin Olympics: The Garden Gnome Bandit is Now a Fugitive

The great garden gnome heist of 2018 saga continues . . .

Tuesday, October 9, 201810/09/2018

Darwin Olympics: Man Wants Memories Gone, So He Burns Down His House

There is a method to every madness, but that still doesn’t make it right.

Monday, October 8, 201810/08/2018

Darwin Olympics: Fugitive Turns Himself In for Better Mug Shot

Vanity on social media helped police catch this one . . .