Friday, April 5, 201904/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman’s Distracted Driving is Next Level

Because common sense is not common . . .

Thursday, April 4, 201904/04/2019

Darwin Olympics: Two Drunk Dudes Take Turns Trying Out Bulletproof Vest

If this isn’t what Charles Darwin was thinking of when he came up with his grand idea of natural selection, we don’t know what is.

Wednesday, April 3, 201904/03/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Calls Police for Noise in His Attic

If there’s something strange . . . In your neighborhood . . . Who you gonna call?

Tuesday, April 2, 201904/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Causes $15K Worth of Damage Over Two Beers

It wasn’t even Yuengling . . .

Monday, April 1, 201904/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Bride Embezzles $93K for Wedding and Butt Implants

What the what?!?

Friday, March 29, 201903/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy’s Failed ‘Mission Impossible’ Style Target Heist

Because, obviously . . .

Thursday, March 28, 201903/28/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Getting Them Kicked Out of a Concert

Canadians go hard for Bryan Adams, man!!

Wednesday, March 27, 201903/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Drunk Guy Dares Mom to Run Over Him with Her Car

What . . . the . . .

Tuesday, March 26, 201903/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Takes Juicing to a Whole New Level

If this is not real life Darwinism at its finest, we don’t know what is!

Monday, March 25, 201903/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Steals Cab to Drive to Six Flags

Because common sense isn’t common.