Meanwhile in Pennsylvania . . .

Some guy really wanted beer the other week, but didn’t have any options to make a purchase, since it was around 4 AM. So, he did the next best thing he could think of — Dude drove his SUV right through the front doors on a beer distributor.

Here’s the thing, guy only took two beers. TWO BEERS!

A theft of two beers that caused $15,000 worth of damage!!

Two BUD ICE beers to be exact.

Good news is that the place was closed so no one was hurt, and though the police are still looking for the guy, security cameras got the whole thing on video, including a pretty clear shot of the two-beer thief’s face.