Friday, August 2, 201908/02/2019

Darwin Olympics: Hopefully This Porch Pirate Isn’t Arachnophobia . . .

Instant karma for the win!

Thursday, August 1, 201908/01/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Calls in a Bomb Threat for a Date

This is NOT how to get a date . . .

Wednesday, July 31, 201907/31/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Kept the Party Going in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Oh, honey . . . NOOOOO!

Tuesday, July 30, 201907/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Drug Dealers Trap Themselves in Shipping Container

When criminals serve themselves up on a metal platter . . .

Monday, July 29, 201907/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: News Crew Gets Plot Twist with Real-Time Crime

Always pay attention to your surroundings . . .

Friday, July 26, 201907/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Breaking and Entering with a Side of Fries

We get it . . . Wendy’s burgers are good.

Thursday, July 25, 201907/25/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Breaks Into Sheriff’s Office to Get Arrested, Brings Donuts

Spoiler Alert: Dude does, in fact, get arrested.

Wednesday, July 24, 201907/24/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Gives Up Hiding Spot with Loud Flatulence

What the what?!

Tuesday, July 23, 201907/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Doesn’t Everyone Travel with a Rattlesnake and Uranium?

So. Many. Questions.

Monday, July 22, 201907/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Goes Agro and Combines Avengers in Assault

Captain America would NOT approve . . .