Friday, August 16, 201908/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Shoplift Brisket and Propane . . . in His Pants

We’re not going to this guy’s barbecue . . .

Thursday, August 15, 201908/15/2019

Darwin Olympics: Henry Ford Has Been Arrested

What’s in a name, after all . . .

Wednesday, August 14, 201908/14/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Uses Stolen Credit

Sometimes we just aren’t as clever as we believe ourselves to be . . .

Tuesday, August 13, 201908/13/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude Flees Police and Lands Right On a Wasps’ Nest

Maybe don’t break the law, though . . .

Monday, August 12, 201908/12/2019

Darwin Olympics: The Most Millennial Stupid Criminal Story You Will Ever Read

Every generation has a Kate . . .

Friday, August 9, 201908/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Steals a Tesla . . . Didn’t Check the Battery

Because breaking the law and common sense seem to be mutually exclusive . . .

Thursday, August 8, 201908/08/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Throws a Snake During Carjacking

Well, this is a new one . . .

Wednesday, August 7, 201908/07/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Breaks Into Abandoned Mall to “Relive” Old Glory Days

There’s a rhyme for every reason . . . so what’s this one?

Tuesday, August 6, 201908/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Burglar Forgets Motel Room Key

Don’t you just love when a criminal basically serves their self up on a silver platter . . .

Monday, August 5, 201908/05/2019

Darwin Olympics: Dude’s Cookie Heist Inspired by Outfit Choice

Meanwhile in . . .