Thursday, December 19, 201912/19/2019

Darwin Olympics: Accidental 911 Call Leads to Arrest

How, pray tell, does one “accidentally” dial 911?

Wednesday, December 18, 201912/18/2019

Darwin Olympics: Pepsi Thief Can’t Escape

He ” huffed, and he puffed, but he could not blow the door down.” 

Tuesday, December 17, 201912/17/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Accidentally Blows Up His Car

This is Darwinism at its finest!

Monday, December 16, 201912/16/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Gets Stuck in a Chimney Trying to Break Into House

Only works for Santa, dude!

Friday, December 13, 201912/13/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Busted Shoplifting During “Shop with a Cop” Event

‘Tis the season . . .

Thursday, December 12, 201912/12/2019

Darwin Olympics: Subway Employee Robs Her Own Store to Teach Coworkers a Lesson

What could go wrong?

Wednesday, December 11, 201912/11/2019

Darwin Olympics: Brother’s Prank Ruins Deer Hunting Season

When pranks turn out to be illegal . . .

Tuesday, December 10, 201912/10/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Wants to Take Home “All You Can Eat” and Goes Agro When Told “No”

That is NOT how “All You Can Eat” promotions work . . .

Monday, December 9, 201912/09/2019

Darwin Olympics: Mom Hates Son’s Haircut So Much She Rams Barber with Her Car

. . . And this would be what we call an *OVERREACTION* . . .

Friday, December 6, 201912/06/2019

Darwin Olympics: Brothers Busted for Stolen Chevys Hours Apart

What do they think this is, “Gone In 60 Seconds” or something?