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Friday, August 30, 201908/30/2019

Darwin Olympics: Drunk Driver Wants to Bet Officer Over-Under on Her Blood Alcohol Level

We are actively trying to not use stories from Florida, because stupid criminals live everywhere, but you’re not helping us Mary . . .

Thursday, August 29, 201908/29/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Tries to Fix Flat Tire with First Aid Kit

This is something Doogie Howser, M.D. would NEVER do!

Wednesday, August 28, 201908/28/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Reports Woman Going “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin” on Him

Alright, let’s see where this goes . . .

Tuesday, August 27, 201908/27/2019

Darwin Olympics: Drunk Dude Steals Walmart Shopping Scooter

Sometimes people don’t practice their common sense . . .

Monday, August 26, 201908/26/2019

Darwin Olympics: Guy Dumps Dirt on Girlfriend’s Car

Well, that’s one way to get in the last word . . .

Friday, August 23, 201908/23/2019

Darwin Olympics: Alligator in Her Yoga Pants Woman Found Guilty

We’re still wondering how the baby alligator fit down the yoga pants . . .

Thursday, August 22, 201908/22/2019

Darwin Olympics: Driver Ditches Dirty Diaper Down Interstate

Say that ten times fast . . .

Wednesday, August 21, 201908/21/2019

Darwin Olympics: Ohio Man De-Weeds with Blow Torch

In case you didn’t already know . . . a blow torch is not the right choice of tools for weed issues around the home.

Tuesday, August 20, 201908/20/2019

Darwin Olympics: Man Attacks Neighbors with Nunchucks, but Hits Himself Instead

POW . . . right in the kisser!

Monday, August 19, 201908/19/2019

Darwin Olympics: Woman Claims Car is Stolen After High Speed Chase Ensues

Oh, honey . . . . no!

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