Meanwhile in Florida . . .

Apparently, 42 year old named Kimberly Gabel lives her life by the motto: If you’re going to get kicked out of somewhere for “making a scene,” might as well really make a scene on your way out.

Well, it didn’t work out quite so well for the St. Petersburg, Florida resident.

Over the weekend, Kimberly got super drunk at a Red Lobster and was being so bothersome to other patrons that the manager kicked her out.

Kimberly did NOT leave quietly.  She made a ruckus on her way out, cursing the whole way to the door, but not before stopping at the lobster tank and grabbing on to-go.

The store called police who were able to track Kimberly down, still making a scene, and arrested her for disorderly intoxication.

Sadly, the lobster wasn’t still with Kimberly, nor has the little fella been located.