Meanwhile in Missouri . . .

There’s a saying that nothing good happens after midnight, and dang it if this story doesn’t prove how true it is.

A woman in St. Louis hit up a Rally’s fast food joint a few weeks ago to curb her late 2 AM craving for some chocolate ice cream. Problem was, that Rally’s location was all out of chocolate and only had vanilla.

Vanilla was not what this woman wanted, so chick grabbed a bat (wait . . . where did she get a bat?!) and went all Jim Thome on the windows of the Rally’s location, smashing them all up.

We can see her now . . .  pointing the direction of a window like Babe Ruth’s called shot then swinging away.  

Hey batta’ batta’ lady took off, and authorities are still trying to track her down.