Meanwhile in Pennsylvania . . .

Hell hath no furry like someone feeling neglected by their boo on their birthday.

Georgia Zowacki completed her 55th trip around the sun last week and clearly had some high expectations from her new boyfriend, David Rae.

Here’s the thing about expectations . . . if we don’t share our expectations of other people, we are automatically setting them up to fail and guaranteeing ourselves to be disappointed.

Apparently, Georgia never learned that lesson and basically Hulked out when David failed to celebrate her life. We’re talking no present . . .  no cake . . . no card . . . no “Happy Birthday” comment.

Georgia had been celebrating by herself with a bottle of vodka and when she thought it might be a good idea to grab a box cutter and go after her boyfriend with it.

David did end up with some cuts on his arm, but managed to get a hold of authorities.

Georgia was arrested on several charges, including reckless endangerment and aggravated assault.