Meanwhile in Colorado . . .
Two Vail, CO locals were playing into the age old stereotype of feuding neighbors.
A woman had been feuding with her elderly neighbor for quite some time, but things just got REAL! (Ahem… “Allegedly”)
The elderly man took his minivan to a gas station to fill up, and noticed someone shoved a bunch of SALMON in his GAS TANK! Oh, and not some cheap canned salmon. Smoked salmon, to be exact.
Who could be that immaturely angry to shove their fancy smoked salmon into an elderly neighbors gas tank? A feuding neighbor, that’s who. (Allegedly)
The man told the police and they looked into the complaint.
The woman ADMITTED to having had smoked salmon for dinner the night before, though she denied using her neighbor’s gas tank as a waste bin.
The cops weren’t buying it, but no charges ended up being filed.
So…take that, adulthood!
