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Darwin Olympics: Woman Forgets She’s Posing as FBI Agent and States CIA Affiliation

Meanwhile in Indiana . . .

One woman learned that if you’re going to commit a felony, it helps to have your lies memorized — or maybe, just don’t commit a felony.

Lisa O’Dnnell (45) of South Bend, IN hit up a gas station wearing an FBI hat and claiming to be a federal agent, DEMANDING to see store’s security footage — on suspicion of possible counterfeit money being passed through there.

The gas station attendant refused to turn anything over without a warrant, so Lisa took off in her Dodge Charger — sans license plates.

The staff at the gas station called police and reported what had happened, describing Lisa and the car she took off in.

So . . . police caught up to Lisa (still wearing the FBI hat) and asked her what she was doing and what agency she’s with.

Girlfriend totally forgot she’d been posing as an FBI agent and claimed she was with the CIA!!

Obviously, authorities followed up with both agencies — the FBI and the CIA — and neither had heard of her . . . because she was in fact NOT an agent.

Lisa was arrested for felony impersonation of a public servant, which could have her looking at two and a half years in prison.

But, wait . . . there’s more!!

Turns out, that Dodge Charger without license plates Lisa was driving was STOLEN!

Apparently she took it for a test drive from a car dealership and just never took it back.

So there’s that.

No word on what why she wanted to the gas station’s security footage, though.

(CBS 22 – South Bend

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