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Darwin Olympics: Woman Defends Parking Spot With a Machete

Meanwhile in Canada . . .

A woman on Vancouver Island in British Columbia was making a routine trip to her local Costco and about to pull into a parking spot when some other woman zipped in and stole it.

The two started arguing, but THINGS GOT REAL real quick when the lady who stole the spot decided to defend it . . . with a MACHETE!

Ok, but wait . . . Who keeps a machete in their car?!

She was acting like she was going to swing it, so the other woman backed off and called the police.

Authorities were able to identify the machete wielding woman (29), and she actually reached out to them and agreed to be interviewed by police when she caught her story on the news.

No word on what kind of charges she might face . . . but again, we ask — WHY WAS THERE A MACHETE IN THE CAR?!

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